The Kingdom of Flatulence
Welcome to the most surreal kingdom where the air is never still and the throne room echoes with the royal toots of our beloved Fart King. His Majesty rules with a firm hand and a loose sphincter, maintaining peace through the power of his aromatic authority.
The kingdom floats on clouds of methane, its towers built from solidified bubbles of royal gas. Citizens wear nose plugs as a sign of respect, and the national anthem is played on whoopee cushions.
Behold His Majesty's Domain
Where every toot is a decree and every bubble a blessing
Royal Proclamation
By order of His Royal Flatulence, all subjects must:
- 💨 Applaud after each royal emission
- 👑 Wear the official royal nose plug at all times
- 🎺 Sound the fart fanfare when the king enters
- 🍽️ Serve only beans at royal banquets
The Royal Court
The Royal Nose
Official Sniffer of the King's Emissions
The Court Jester
Master of Fart Noises and Bottom Humor
The Gas Prophet
Interpreter of the King's Wind Omens
